1. “Do you have that one song that goes….?”
No, I don’t. Your singing makes my eardrums bleed by the way.
2. “Me and my friends are leaving, can you
play our song before we leave?”
Absolutely not. I’m sure there’s a iPod,
cd player or radio where ever you’re going.
3. “Can you play something with a beat?”
Last time I checked, all songs have a beat.
4. “Can you play some hip-hop?”
It never fails that someone will ask this
when I’m already playing hip-hop.
5. “I know such and such… Can you…?”
Nope. Name dropping gets you no where.
6. “Can you play my song next?”
Absolutely not. There are a lot of other
people in the club so, no, I can’t play your
song next. You can play your song next as
many times as you want…in your car.
7. “Everyone wants to hear…”
Really? I highly doubt that. However, if you
have some sort of petition signed by
everyone in the club, I might reconsider.
8. “I know you already played it, but can you
play such and such again?”
Sorry. No. Get here earlier next time.
9. “If you don’t have such and such, what do
you have?”
I’m kind of busy at the moment. I don’t have
time to give you the names of all
10,000+ songs I have.
10. “Can I get on the mic?”
Sure. If you give me your credit card.
I don’t come to your job asking to get on
your computer.
DJ Limelight is a DJ that resides in Indianapolis, Indiana. There, you can catch his weekend party mix show on Radio One’s Hot 96.3.
DJ Limelight also spins independent hip hop so you should definitely get at him!
Contact:
website: www.djlimelight.com
email: get@djlimelight.com
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